What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?