Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Where do kittens go to school?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?