How much does freedom weigh?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?