How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the bicycle call its dad?