Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?