What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do fish use for glasses?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?