What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?