What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?