What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

We had a discussion about roses.

What makes music in your hair?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?