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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How do baseball players always stay cool?