Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Who invented fractions?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How does a sidewalk address a question?