What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?