What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?