What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Where do horses reside?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?