Why is the beach so confident?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How does a witch play loud music?