What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Families are like fudge.

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?