Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How long will dinner be?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?