Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?