What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why do dogs run in circles?