Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which bug is related to you?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?