Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Where do actors go to pray?