Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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