Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?