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What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How do bees get to school?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?