Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Can February March?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How much does freedom weigh?