Why do porcupines always win the game?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?