What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?