What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the painter say to the wall?
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