What day never takes itself seriously?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?