What's faster, the heat or the cold?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is summer always sad?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do golfers hate cake?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?