What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call a household of counselors?