What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Which animal will never go bald?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?