Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How can you make 7 even?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why are turtles so shy?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?