Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?