Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?