What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?