What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What is the smallest lion?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?