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How do you spot a modern spider?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are trees always so positive?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?