What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Where does breakfast live?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?