Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who are Frosty's parents?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How do animals blend into the desert?