What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?