What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What sport do horses love to play?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?