Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are baseball games at night?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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