What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where do surfers go to school?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?