Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why was the mime upset?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?