How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call an angry monkey?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?