What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Which dog belongs in a band?