Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the echo get detention?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a small mom?

What kind of computers do horses use?