Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?