What words make the best athletes?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?