What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why was the musician arrested?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What insect thinks it's a dog?