Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?