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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is an archer's favorite store?