What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?