What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of store would a dog own?