What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Where do tough ducks come from?