What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

How was the wedding?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What was the detective duck trying to do?