What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
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