What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
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