What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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