What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do elves learn in school?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?