Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did summer catch autumn?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do elves learn in school?

Why do rhinos charge?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?