What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?