Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why do cats love to work?