How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
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