What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?