How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
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