How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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