What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?