How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What dog wears contact lenses?
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What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
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