What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the cow afraid?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Where do stars go to college?