What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How much money does a skunk have?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?