What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How was the wedding?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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