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What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did March say to the madness?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?