Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where do books sleep?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?