What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

How do chickens leave the highway?