Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do naked fish play with?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What animal should you never play poker with?