What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do automobiles fly?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call hiking college students?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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