What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
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