Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's black and white and red all over?

Where does water do all its banking?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?