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Because they don't Everest.
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Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
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