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Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

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What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

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Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?