Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What siblings are always sad?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's the friendliest national park?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?