Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
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