Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a sad latte?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call two birds stuck together?