Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
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