Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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