Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
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