Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What car always breaks the rules?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?