How do you grill cheese?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?