What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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