What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How are mountains able to see?
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