What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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