What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
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