What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What is the strongest animal?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
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