What fish loves to play in a band?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How do automobiles fly?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?