Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?