Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?