What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?