Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why is summer always sad?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why are trees always so positive?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?