Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When do astronauts eat?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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