Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are books always so angry?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?