Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?