To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How does a cow do math?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is sand's favorite movie?

What should your husband name his internet connection?