What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What words make the best athletes?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?