Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the math book sad?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What fish sings the best?