What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?