What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where does water do all its banking?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you call a vacation at home?