What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why do mice need oiling?