What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the sick chicken say?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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