What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do jokesters study in college?