What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which big cat loves to drive?