What animals love to close envelopes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why was the dog overweight?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?