Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What bird is always sad?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?