Where do books sleep?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?