Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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