Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Which fly makes films?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is the difference between baseball and law?