What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a tuna's favorite game?