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What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do bees gossip?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?