What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the lamb cross the road?