Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What sport requires no movement at all?