Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What day is your mom always right?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What cartoon character loves insects?