Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do math teachers love March?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?