Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?