Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?