OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?