Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?