Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?