Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What's the opposite of irony?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?