Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does a dog say before eating?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did March say to the madness?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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