What type of birds stay together forever?

What does a dog say before eating?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did March say to the madness?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?