Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which computer won the talent show?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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