Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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