Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
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