Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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