Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did you learn in school today, son?
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